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- Hang on your clothes some fake leafs, write a sign and campaign to Save the Flowers.
- Find some reason to believe that Valentine’s Day should be celebrated on any other day. Get unbelievablely picky each time someone remembers you it’s Valentine’s Day, and tell them the historical reasons by which they are completely wrong.
- Put your best bulldog face and keep it all day to annoy people. Laugh at them when they don’t look.
- Find a list of unhealthy effects of abusing chocolates and hang copies of it everywhere.
- Write anonymous comments that explain how worried you are about a friend who doesn’t know that someone he/she is dating is actually an alien, vampire, witch, lycanthrope, zombie or any combination of these.
- Go write «Love is dead» on as much public water-closet toilet paper rolls as you can.
- Read Joyce’s Ulysses, figure ways to use this to appear more intelligent than your friends and then expose the virtues of intellectual love.
- Buy a bunch of cheapo Valentine’s Day trifles, show them somewhere with an outrageous price written on a cardboard and take note of how many people asks to buy them. If someone gets suspicious, say it’s a sociological study about consumerism.
- Answer all phone calls with gothic music playing backwards in the background.
- Write a poem in blank iambic pentameters revealing your impossible love to whoever invented the Internet, and publish it.
